Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.
this is real
Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am
[opens pizza box] *snoop dogg voice* greetings loved ones
Maybe I never forgave you for leaving, because you broke my fucking heart.
this is literally the greatest subtitling job that has ever been done. someone learned how to speak cat.
|14 years old:||I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.|
|17 years old:||Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?|
|21 years old:||What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?|